if we don't get green, we'll all be blue...

An idea came to me yesterday that I think is going to be the big one: Wind turbans. Basically, we are going to design wrapped headgear with a fan device embedded in it that captures wind energy as the wearer walks.

This could be the green industry that turns around unemployment and brings an era of energy independence. Plus, it might improve foreign relations by showing fashion solidarity with various folk in Afghanistan, India, and parts of the Middle East.

Now we just have to find a few mothballed propeller-beanie factories, and we are in business.