if you're going to drill in ANWR use a Makita...

Tool companies are missing out on a marketing goldmine. Imagine if they were to sponsor films and television programs that specifically highlighted their products. We are talking product placement on crack.

For instance, who wouldn't watch La Femme Makita? A highly physically God-glorifying female assassin uses Makita cordless power tools to take out her targets. We are talking 15 gauge finish nailer shots from across the room, interrogations with belt sanders and 1/8" round-over bits, and some serious impact driving. She will finally prove whether or not a reciprocating saw truly saws all. Plus, they could use filters to emphasize the light blue color and burn it further into our collective subconscious.