29 April 2009

a note to central intelligence...

An idea today regarding enhanced interrogation methods: Instead of waterboarding, try chocolateboarding. Replace the water with tasty melted chocolate from a chocolate fountain. You would accomplish the exact same goals. And who is really going to prosecute someone for chocolateboarding? The defense: Dude, it was CHOCOLATE.

Also, for extremely tough cases, they would have extra leverage. If the prisoner isn't forthcoming, he can be threatened with having to clean the chocolate fountain.

2 Comments:

Blogger dave said...

There's a lot of people in San Francisco who LOVE to clean chocolate fountains.

01 May, 2009 11:03  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Wouldn't work on women.

04 June, 2009 17:25  

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