12 February 2009

and one for the road...

Some time ago, some friends were on a bit of kick. They were growing wheat grass and juicing it, while praising its quality for raising the drinker's health. And I was not immune to the siren song of the little green cup.

Whilst researching the benefits of the wheat grass juice, one came across an interesting bit of information. Apparently there are quite a few folk who, instead of drinking the wheat grass juice, use it in an enema. Now I am not quite sure what the medicinal value of a wheat grass enema might be, but it gave me an idea.

I want to start a chain of, well, restaurants modeled after juice bars like Jamba Juice and Blenders in the Grass. Essentially, we will offer a menu of fruits, vegetables, vitamin supplements, juices and the like. The customer can select whichever ones they like to be juiced and then enjoyed as an enema. The name? Blenders in the A$$.

The same research indicated that there are also those who find medical benefit in coffee enemas. So we will offer another chain to meet this customer's needs. At Starbutts, we will prepare and serve your favorite double decaf skinny mocha latte right where you need it.

Anyway... there is still some room for a few more investors. Who's in?