worth its weight in rubies...
Business ideas are flowing like milk and honey. So I have another on tap if anyone cares to invest:
Redneck gift baskets.
They are filled to overflowing with alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. Skoal. Southern Comfort. 12-gauge shotgun shells. XXL novelty t-shirts. And Wal-Mart gift certificates. Maybe a Jeff Foxworthy video on VHS. And instead of a basket, we will use an oil-change drip pan.
I'll bet we sell a ka-ching-illion of these suckers.
Redneck gift baskets.
They are filled to overflowing with alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. Skoal. Southern Comfort. 12-gauge shotgun shells. XXL novelty t-shirts. And Wal-Mart gift certificates. Maybe a Jeff Foxworthy video on VHS. And instead of a basket, we will use an oil-change drip pan.
I'll bet we sell a ka-ching-illion of these suckers.
posted by yonderincarp at 13:30
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Hey, I wouldn't mind having one of those. Besides the Skoal and Southern Comfort (I prefer Irish Whiskey), I like everything else in there.
You forgot the Bush-Chaney bumper stickers, they need to have the Bush-Chaney bumper sticker.
Jesse - how was your Christmas? Did you visit PA?
Hey Jesse, I'm tagging you. If you want you can find details on my soap blog...
Where ya been anyway?
'Tis 2008, my friend.
I do not see a post from 2008 yet. I hope that you're partying like a rock star and not having your carcass chewed on by zombies.
Ha Ha
When I lived in North Carolina the local Winn Dixie actually carried baskets like this around valentines day.
Deb Wiggins
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