29 April 2009

a note to central intelligence...

An idea today regarding enhanced interrogation methods: Instead of waterboarding, try chocolateboarding. Replace the water with tasty melted chocolate from a chocolate fountain. You would accomplish the exact same goals. And who is really going to prosecute someone for chocolateboarding? The defense: Dude, it was CHOCOLATE.

Also, for extremely tough cases, they would have extra leverage. If the prisoner isn't forthcoming, he can be threatened with having to clean the chocolate fountain.