a lease for my liege...

I am considering a new career as a real estate developer. My first project will be a medieval-themed neighborhood called...

Chivalry Timbers.

Each house is like a miniature castle. You can have a moat to keep the neighbor's dog from soiling your pristine tilting green. And if the folk down the street are having yet another loud party you can break out the catapult and lob some trash cans their way.

After all, a man's home is his castle. Any takers?