one shot one kill...
Here's the thing. I had this idea a couple o' weeks ago essentially to combine two of man's greatest inventions namely the driving range and the shooting range. So the idea was that we would have one guy tee off and drive the ball as far as he can. The other guy stands ready with a frickin' 12-gauge and attempts to blast the ball out of air. This would give an added sense of competition to the confluence of two beautiful sports. A work of pure athletic asthetics.
On a flight the other day I was trying my best to ignore Mission Impossible 3. As is customary when the movie finished they showed some short comedy sketches. And one of the sketches involved a guy with a shotgun at a driving range shooting unsuspecting golfers' balls from the air. A cheap cheap version of a very sexy idea.
Well I had another idea a couple o' weeks ago at a wedding reception. And I am hoping that this one hasn't been stolen because it is in the area of national security and I think it is a really really good idea. Here goes:
If I am ever tapped by the CIA to use my sexy skills as a secret agent in the service of our nation's interests abroad I have an idea as to how to perform certain covert duties. If there were a high-value target that needed to be disposed of I would use...
a poisoned urinal cake.
Here is how it works. You develop a urinal cake which has some kind of poison gas embedded in it like chlorine or something. When the unsuspecting target goes to the old WC to take care of some urgent business he unwittingly releases the gas and... one shot one kill, baby. Plus the urinal cake is used up in the process so there is no evidence. And who would be suprised at the trace smell of chlorine in a restroom with a regular cleaning schedule? The perfect solution.
(By the way does anyone happen to have Ahmenininahjodd's address?)
On a flight the other day I was trying my best to ignore Mission Impossible 3. As is customary when the movie finished they showed some short comedy sketches. And one of the sketches involved a guy with a shotgun at a driving range shooting unsuspecting golfers' balls from the air. A cheap cheap version of a very sexy idea.
Well I had another idea a couple o' weeks ago at a wedding reception. And I am hoping that this one hasn't been stolen because it is in the area of national security and I think it is a really really good idea. Here goes:
If I am ever tapped by the CIA to use my sexy skills as a secret agent in the service of our nation's interests abroad I have an idea as to how to perform certain covert duties. If there were a high-value target that needed to be disposed of I would use...
a poisoned urinal cake.
Here is how it works. You develop a urinal cake which has some kind of poison gas embedded in it like chlorine or something. When the unsuspecting target goes to the old WC to take care of some urgent business he unwittingly releases the gas and... one shot one kill, baby. Plus the urinal cake is used up in the process so there is no evidence. And who would be suprised at the trace smell of chlorine in a restroom with a regular cleaning schedule? The perfect solution.
(By the way does anyone happen to have Ahmenininahjodd's address?)
posted by yonderincarp at 10:52
3 Comments:
You know what would really be cool? One guy with a remote control plane or helicopter and me with a shotgun. Now, that would be fun.
zombie! that WOULD be fun.
i have a friend who is sort of a crazy inventor (he made a black powder squirrel trap). he was messing with mounting mini-.22's on remote control airplanes and ships to dogfight and stuff. Not sure if he ever got it down.
Whoa! Now that would be even more fun.
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