ka-chinnggg...
Alright, new business idea. As soon as can get documentation confirming my Native American ancestry (1/8 Mohawk), I intend to open my very own shiny new indian casino, maybe even open it up right there on the Strip.
But here is the beautiful thing... it is going to be a Christian themed casino. All the slot machines will have doves and crosses and fish on the wheels. 21 tables instead of blackjack. The waitresses all wear angel costumes. Weddings in the Cana Room. The Twelve Baskets Buffet. Floor shows that would make Sight & Sound look like amateur hour.
Guests can stay in the Billy Graham suite, the Mother Theresa suite, the Jimmy Swaggert suite.
So who is in? You can invest financially or with more ideas.
But here is the beautiful thing... it is going to be a Christian themed casino. All the slot machines will have doves and crosses and fish on the wheels. 21 tables instead of blackjack. The waitresses all wear angel costumes. Weddings in the Cana Room. The Twelve Baskets Buffet. Floor shows that would make Sight & Sound look like amateur hour.
Guests can stay in the Billy Graham suite, the Mother Theresa suite, the Jimmy Swaggert suite.
So who is in? You can invest financially or with more ideas.
posted by yonderincarp at 20:57
6 Comments:
This must be a sign from God. Just yesterday Clare and I were talking about investments. We were pondering our potential investment opportunities.
I'm with you Jesse.. KA-Chinnnngggg!!
so instead of 'high' rollers there will be 'holy' rollers! well...except that the other 'holier' folk that wouldn't dream of stepping foot in a casino couldn't call them that. :)
Um....no.
But I had no idea you were 1/8th Mohawk. I think you should do the hair that goes with it. That would be cool.
Hey, you just may be onto something here! It could be a nonprofit casino. All the funds could go to charity. :)
LOL at Zombies' idea about your hair, 'twould be quite charming.
Joey... Welcome to the fold! Ka-ching fa shizzle.
Tim... Gambling is biblical. See Luke 23:34.
Zombie... Yessir. Some red blood indeed flows in these veins. I did go with a kind of faux-hawk for a while. It was dead sexy.
Nelsonian... Alright, man. The money can all go to the United Jewish Mohawk Fund. It will all go to homeless Hebrew injuns. Donations!
Yo! Where d'ya go?
I posted a new one. I think you should too.
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