03 July 2006

new beginnings and genital protection...

Hey, kids!

I decided to inaugurate my shiny new blog with a sexy new concept. We need to make a new kind of jock strap that is decorated with a picture of the globe.

The product's name: The World Cup.

Plus, we could put alternating soccer balls and flags of the countries that made it to the tournament around the edges or on the strappy parts.

I know this idea is kind of late for this year, but we could probably get production ready for the next tourney. The perfect gift for athletic supporters the whole world over.

Alright, who is ready to invest?

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm in for 5 euros
-jc

03 July, 2006 22:14  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get a job

secret agent man

03 July, 2006 23:30  
Blogger tim said...

:) sweeeeet.
but i do not use a job strap due to the fact that my 'balls are solid rock'.

04 July, 2006 04:14  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tim, you may not need a jock strap, but a "job" strap might be nice.

jesse, i look forward to the many profundities that are to come.

04 July, 2006 05:40  
Blogger joeybriglio said...

Is that what Atlas wore when he was holding up the globe?

05 July, 2006 07:25  

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